Thursday, October 09, 2008

Palin clears self in Troopergate probe

No, seriously.

While the rest of the political world awaits tomorrow's release of an abuse-of-power probe against Sarah Palin, the McCain campaign has released its own report clearing her of any wrongdoing.

The report the McCain-Palin campaign released Thursday night says the firing was based on a budget dispute. Since then, the report says, the matter has been muddled with innuendo, rumor and politics.
Well, that's a relief!

In other news, John McCain declared himself the winner of the 2008 presidential election.

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