Showing posts with label Joe the Plumber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe the Plumber. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Joe the Plumber - '#1 at getting rid of our #2'

Not Joe the Not a Plumber's book is getting rave reviews on Amazon.

Joe the Plumber has battled backed up drains, thanksgiving overloads that did not want to flush down and all sorts of hydrological insults in order to be a spokesman for the real America. I would not hesitate to hire him to deal with any sort of plumbing issue I might experience. Its clear he would be especially effective at ridding our nation's pipes of all manner of indigestion, especially that caused by spicy burritos and vindaloo curries. I wouldnt be surprised if Sarah Palin picks him as her running mate in 2012. The two of them together would be #1 at getting rid of our #2. They would clearly demonstrate that a good flush is better than a full house.
I think I'll wait for the movie.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Where are they now? - Joe the Plumber

Busy rebranding himself as Joe the Shameless Self Promoter.

But apparently, he didn't move quickly enough to register joetheplumber.com before that domain and every conceivable variation thereof got squatted upon. The URL of Joe the Website is secureourdream.org. What dream? Joe doesn't say.

Since we have launched this website, tens of thousands of you have expressed your desire to join this movement. I am truly humbled by your support, your kind words of encouragement and your becoming a part of something that I believe we all feel can truly change the course of this country for the better.
What movement? Joe doesn't say.

Maybe it's a movement to pretend you're a plumber when you're not.

Or to pretend you're a taxpayer when you're not.

Or to pretend you're a guy named Joe when you're not.

He does take the time to shill a supposedly-soon-to-be-ghostwritten book on "American values" titled Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream.

Every other page, including "Joe the Blogger," "Joe the Forum," and "Joe in the Media" is said to be coming soon.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict that none of it actually will. It's crazy, I know, but that's how I roll.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Is there a release date yet for Joe the Plumber's country album?

That is still going to happen, right?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Joe the Plumber, Pt. II

If John McCain is thinking about making Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher his campaign mascot for the next 20 days, he might want to reconsider. There is less to ol' Joe than meets the eye.

Wurzelbacher is an Ohio man who confronted Barack Obama on the campaign trail last Sunday about his tax plan.

McCain invoked Joe the Plumber more than 20 times during Wednesday night's debate as an example of a working man who would suffer mightily under Obama's plan to raise taxes on people making more than $250 thousand per year.

But in an interview with Katie Couric last night, Wurzelbacher admitted that he is not in a tax bracket that would see an increase under Obama's plan.

COURIC: Well, he supposedly will raise taxes only on people who make over $250,000 a year. Would you be in that category?

WURZELBACHER: Not right now at presently, but, you know, question, so he's going to do that now for people who make $250,000 a year. When's he going to decide that $100,000 is too much, you know? I mean, you're on a slippery slope here. You vote on somebody who decides that $250,000 and you're rich? And $100,000 and you're rich? I mean, where does it end? You know, that's - people got to ask that question.
During the confrontation on Sunday, Wurzelbacher's premise was that the plumbing business he planned to buy earned more than $250,000 per year, and so would be subject to a tax increase. But he did not bring this up with Couric.

He did say, however, that Obama tap dances as well as Sammy Davis, Jr. Seriously.

And beyond a fondness for making a spectacle of himself, ol' Joe's interest in the issues appears to stop short of a willingness to vote.

Two readers with access to the Ohio voter file say that Joe Wurzelbacher's inluence on this cycle will be limited in one way: He doesn't appear to be registered to vote.
First Palin, now this? McCain really must get better at vetting.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Joe the Plumber

I thought that "my friends" was John McCain's most annoying verbal tic.

I was wrong.