FOX: Are California wildfires an al Qaeda plot?

The geniuses on the Fox "News" morning show think the California wildfires might have been started by al Qaeda.



So, does this mean that Bush can no longer claim to have kept America safe from further attacks in the years since 9/11?

Does it mean also that the torture, warrantless surveillance, and occupation of Iraq, which were supposed to keep us safe, have failed to do so?

I guess it's time to bring the troops home, then. California could certainly use some help putting those fire out.