Uh... what?

I don't know how to break this to you, Fredo, but you are the "problems with the Justice Department."

U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, under congressional pressure to quit over the firing of nine U.S. prosecutors, vowed on Monday to stay and fix problems with the Justice Department.

In testimony prepared for a congressional hearing on Tuesday, Gonzales acknowledged the Justice Department has been shaken by accusations that partisan politics played a role in hiring practices and the administration of justice.

"There are two options available in light of these allegations," Gonzales said. "I could walk away or I could devote my time, effort and energy to fix the problems."

"Since I have never been one to quit, I decided that the best course of action was to remain here and fix the problems."

In other news, Osama bin Laden vows to improve radical Islam's image problem in the United States.