I thought replacing Tom Cruise's sister as his publicist was part of a strategy to make him appear less crazy in public. If that really was the plan, it needs some tweaking. The latest TomKat news makes his Oprah Couch Boogie look like the golden age of sanity.
Ol' Tom has reportedly declared that, following the birth of the spawn he implanted in poor Katie Holmes, he will eat her placenta.
Not - repeat - not from The Onion:
Hollywood actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta.Oh, boy.
It is the latest in a series of strange revelations by the 43-year-old 'Mission: Impossible' star about the child he is expecting with fiancée Katie Holmes.
Cruise told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."
Cruise reportedly told GQ also that he knew Katie was pregnant before she told him. I don't know much about Scientology, but I guess Super Duper Level-10 Theta-whatevers have psychic powers, in addition to a hunger for afterbirth.
If that girl's parents possess even the slightest mammalian protective instinct for their young, they will get her away from that freakshow and they will do it yesterday.
You also have to have at least a little sympathy for the producers of Mission Impossible 3.
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