Tom Delay - The Inartful Dodger

The Hammer, perhaps feeling the ground shifting underneath his feet, takes the opportunity to modify his position on what those activist judges have coming to 'em.

"Sometimes I get a little more passionate, and particularly during the moment, and the day that Terri Schiavo was starved to death, emotions were flowing," DeLay said. "I probably said — I did, I didn't probably — I said something in an inartful (emphasis added) way, and I shouldn't have said it that way, and I apologize for saying it that way."

I'm sure Justice Kennedy appreciates the sentiment.

But, um... "inartful?"