Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Big, Funny HA HAs

From James Wolcott's Blog, these are the funniest four sentences I have read or heard in weeks.

Being cast as the creep in a bestseller lets all America in on those little things you'd rather keep hush. No one wants to tune into Larry King some night and hear Larry ask, "Is the ex-husband in the novel, the one who wets the bed and cries after sex, based on anyone in real life?" Because no one ever believes the demurrals, the standard jive about drawing your characters from composites. EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT'S YOU.

About whom does he write? Read the whole thing.