The anti-reform teabagger is 65 years old, Medicare age, so it's a good thing he has government-run healthcare to get his stump taken care of.
Seriously, when people start losing limbs, it's time to dial back the anger.
Government-run healthcare reattached his finger!
A hospital spokeswoman says the man lost half the finger, but doctors reattached it and he was sent home the same night.BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!
She says he had Medicare.