'It took us a couple of days because I like to know what I'm talking about before I speak.'

That pain in your lower intestine, Ed Henry? That's President Obama's shoe. It got stuck in there when he broke his foot off in your rectum.

And no, Bill Bennett, the president did not "look like he wanted to go home" after he gave Henry the back of his hand for that stupid question. He was in command of that room the entire time.

UPDATE

The clip, from DKTV:



The press corps laughed. Ouch.