Jesus was 'a man's man'

Or so says Wayne Parker, Republican candidate for congress in Alabama's 5th District, as he tries to reconcile attack ads and Christianity.

Try to suppress your gag reflex.



So, Mr. Parker, Jesus would be a negative campaigner? I'm sure Liddy Dole is happy to hear it. It might help her sleep during those long, dark nights of the soul as she reflects on what she became in the final days of her re-election campaign.

But, really, a "man's man?" Ugh, sir.