Tuesday, October 28, 2008

'He was always nice when he'd take out your groceries'

Residents of Bell, TN, are shocked, shocked, to learn that one of their hometown boys was involved in a plot to massacre black people and assassinate Barack Obama.

The ATF affidavit in the case states that Cowart and Schlesselman planned to wear white tuxedos and top hats during the attempt on Obama's life.

So, yeah, they are geniuses.

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