More 'good news for Giuliani'

Rudy just lost two more primaries, finishing behind Ron Paul again.*

That can only mean one thing, according to Mark Steyn.

A McCain victory in SC has to be good news for Giuliani because the narrative becomes "Stop McCain!" and Rudy's best poised to do that - not just because his numbers in Florida haven't yet collapsed to the same undetectable levels as they have everywhere else, but because Huck and Mitt and Fred will be fairly proven failures at the "Stop McCain" game. So, if stopping him's your priority, then Rudy's the one-stop shop after everyone's stopped shopping around. He'll be the last ABM (Anyone-But-McCain) in with a shot.

I mean, of course! Obviously, losing primary after primary after primary (after primary, after primary, after primary...) is the only sane strategy for a man who wants to be president. That's exactly what Americans are looking for in their next chief executive - a loser!

Seriously, you clowns, stop. Your infatuation with Giuliani has descended past parody into pathos. You've soiled yourselves in public, and can't figure out why everybody is staring and holding their noses. It's beyond embarrassing. You have actually managed to make me feel sorry for you. It's that bad.

Just stop.