15 year old charged with sexual self-abuse

And no, it's not that kind of self-abuse.

A 15-year-old girl has been arrested for taking nude photographs of her self and posting them on the Internet, police said.

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She has been charged with sexual abuse of children, possession of child pornography and dissemination of child pornography.

So, if I shot myself in the head and survived, could I be charged with attempted murder?