'My Super Sweet 16'

Overheard on ludicrous MTV program My Super Sweet 16:

Dad: "This party is already costing over 67-thousand dollars."

Daughter: "You're in-VEST-ing in my MEM-ories!"

Would somebody please smack both of them? What does this guy think he's doing by indulging this little twit with a conversation about a 67-thousand dollar birthday party?

So, she cajoles daddy into spending 70 grand to celebrate her birthday. What is her wedding going to have to cost for her to feel loved? A cool mil? And, who would be able to stand being married to this little princess in the first place?

Watching this show is like watching two trains on the same track heading toward each other at full speed. The disaster is a foregone conclusion. It's just a matter of time.