Tuesday, December 26, 2006

CHRISTMAS TERROR ATTACKS!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

A WINGNUT BLOG SAYS MUSLAMANIAC JIHADISTS ARE GOING TO LAUNCH A SERIES OF CHRISTMAS TERROR ATTACKS BECAUSE THEY HATE CHRISTIANITY!

Not that I want to scare you during the holiday season [Yeah, right - ed.] but Robert Spencer of the Jihad Watch said security officials around the globe are worried that the season's festivities could be interrupted by any number of planned terrorist attacks. He gives a rundown of his report over at Hot Air today, explaining that Christian beliefs are an abomination in the eye of Islamic jihadists.
AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!

Oh, wait. Nothing happened.

Never mind.

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