Friday, October 27, 2006

A Serious Warning Special Message From Vice President Dick Cheney

I received the following e-mail from a secure, undisclosed sender:

    "Dear" MoveOn member,

    I've commandeered the MoveOn email system to deliver an urgent message from the White House: DO NOT go to one of these MoveOn Pre-Halloween phone parties this weekend!

    According to my intelligence briefings, MoveOn members will be calling progressive voters in key congressional districts and asking them to vote. That could tip the election!

    These insidious phone parties are all over the place. There's even one right near you. So whatever you do, DO NOT follow the link below to find and R.S.V.P. for a phone party this weekend.

    http://pol.moveon.org/event/events/index.html?action_id=61&id=9293-6929285-573LsB8Ayw.934oQffz_6Q&t=5

    Heck, nobody loves Halloween more than Dubya and myself. We usually like to sit on the White House stoop and hand out subsidies to neighborhood oil companies. But this year, it's is a different story. This is a Code Red emergency!

    If these lunatics get their way, you won't even recognize America: Everyone walking around with guaranteed health care, clean energy as far as the eye can see, and big corporations cruelly denied their right to pick who wins elections. Halliburton is so mad they've threatened to cut off my stipend!

    So DON'T go to a Call for Change party this weekend and DON'T make any more calls! In fact, if you even think of going to one these parties, I'll take you quail hunting.

    One more time, here's the link for you to find and R.S.V.P for a party near you. Avoid it at all costs.

    http://pol.moveon.org/event/events/index.html?action_id=61&id=9293-6929285-573LsB8Ayw.934oQffz_6Q&t=6

    Thanks for staying quiet and letting us run the country,

    –Vice President Dick Cheney
    Friday, October 27th, 2006

2 comments:

betmo said...

hee hee

Bill Levinson said...

Anti-Semites, racists, and bigots are even scarier than Stephen King's stories or Dick Cheney.

You don't want to associate your name with MoveOn.org, which knowingly and willfully welcomed racist, anti-Catholic, and anti-Semitic hate speech at its Action Forum until the widening scandal forced the forum to shut down in late September. MoveOn.org's own FAQ page for the Action Forum proves that MoveOn lied about not knowing about the hate speech.

The you-know-what is already hitting the fan and now the only question is how many Democratic candidates MoveOn.org will drag under with it on November 7. The Democrats need to cut this rogue organization loose NOW.

Don't associate your name with a hate organization. Call on behalf of your local Democratic Party instead.