Whittington apologizes

Shooting victim Harry Whittington emerged briefly from the hospital today to make a statement to reporters. He took the opportunity to issue a long overdue apology to Vice-President Dick Cheney, the man who shot him.

During his statement, Whittington said the past weekend involved "a cloud of misfortune and sadness that is not easy to explain, especially with those who are not familiar with the great sport of quail hunting."

He said he sent his love and respect to Cheney and his family.

"My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with," he said. "We hope that he will continue to come and seek the relaxation that he deserves."

Well, thank goodness Mr. Whittington finally saw the error of his ways. Perhaps now the healing can begin.