Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Rhett Hard steals Karl Rove's girlfriend

The Denver Post reports that Karl Rove's girlfriend has left him for a ranch hand.

A longtime relationship between Karl Rove and Texas lobbyist Karen Johnson may be in jeopardy, Radar Online reported. Rove, President Bush's right-hand man, faces a possible federal grand jury's indictment for his involvement in releasing the identity of CIA covert operative Valerie Plame. Johnson and Rove have been friends for more than a decade, but a source told Radar Online "she's sick of it," not specifying if it was the relationship or the potential charges. Johnson bought a cattle ranch two years ago, fulfilling a lifelong dream, and she has been dating Rhett Hard, a foreman she hired to manage the ranch.

One Austin observer questions the relationship, noting, "If Rhett hasn't married her by now, he never will. Karen has never been married. She's what I call a serial dater."
Well, at least is Bush standing by him. Hopefully, that will keep ol' Karl warm during the long, cold winter nights to come.

4 comments:

Praxxus said...

Doesn't "Rhett Hard" sound like a bad porn star name?

UncommonSense said...

Praxxus,

That's why I initially dismissed this, thinking it had to be a joke. I mean, "Rhett Hard?" How awful must it be to be arguably the most influential human being on the planet and get dumped for a laborer named Rhett Hard?

Karen Zipdrive said...

There's an expression in Texas: "Looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet."

Rode Hard and Rhett Hart sound suspiciously alike. GOOD!

Looks like this broad traded in a gelding for a stallion.

Anonymous said...

Sadly this report has a lot of misconcepion. Karen did love Rhett...period...........get you facts straight